oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

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injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

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lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

(Source: wingedpikmin, via coffeeandneurons)

iasip meme: [2/5] characters:
↳ dee reynolds.

"Oh, you sons of bitches. Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches! I will destroy everything you own!"

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sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

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theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

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theladymonsters:

flumpp:

Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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